May 2013
36 posts
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I’m a little bit proud of myself today, because I read the WHO form for the first time in theatre, and PROPERLY supported my midwife. It was a little bit terrifying having to be so assertive and speak out loud in that manner to trained doctors and surgeons; but they were so nice afterwards and all said how confident I sounded and my midwife was really sweet and it was just a really good day....
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If tumblr goes down, I'll follow you all in real...
i-like-pigeons:
dyretsyn:
reallyreallyreallytrying:
With trembling hands you place the Sorting Fedora on your head. A smooth, deep voice says “What’s jivin’, daddy-O? I’m of the opinion you’re fit to be joinin’ the House of Jitterbug. Slip me some skin if that’s righteous, uh huh” a mad fuckin bass solo kicks in and everyone starts Charlestoning like crazy whoa
Best thing ive ever read.
my shift starts at 7 what am i dooooooooooooooing?
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is there a non weird way of asking someone to be your tumblr spouse?
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I get really gutted at times being at university and not having academic parents. it’s just not ok. OK?! wHY wont anyone be my academic mum and dad?! ALL universities should do this! :(
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GET IN THE TARDIS EVERYONE WE'RE GOING TO NOVEMBER...
david-john-mcdonald:
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“Bicker with the bitch in your head who keeps telling you you’re fat and weak,...”
– Marya Hornbacher, Wasted. (via lifetastesbetterthanskinnyfeels)
theywillliveagaininfreedom:
hamburgay:
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
but a very cute trashcan
make all the other trashcan go BANGBANGCRASH
Imagine a library filled with every book in the world, none of them have titles on the cover and the pages are blank, but when you open one you are instantly transported to the world within the book. You get to live in the story as any character for as long as you like. And when you come out of the story, almost no time has passed in the real world.
brolinstolemyheart:
I’m pretty sure “I miss Merlin” is just a part of my personality now.
((REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND...
parrotcakes:
IF EVERYONE BECAME HOTTER EVERY TIME THEY WERE A GOOD PERSON AND BECAME UGLY WHEN THEY DID HORRIBLE SHIT OH MY GOD
how soon do you reckon society’s definition of beauty would change?
callingoutbigotry:
il-tenore-regina:
matthulksmash:
giveit2memuthafucka:
lokis-army-at-221b:
muggleland:
the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings
I AM FINISHED
Omg someone did it for me!
LMFAO
help i have died and this post was what killed me
itsashleykatchadourian:
irritate:
i just remembered that in middle school there was a kid named “Ugonna” in my lunch and everytime he bought pizza i was like “ugonna eat that?????” and i guess i was kinda harassing him so he told the principal and the principal made me buy him a pizza for harassment and the next day i was like “ugonna pay me back?” and thats the story of how i almost got...
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My closest friend on the course, and roommate is thinking of leaving [[MORE]] because of reasons I can understand, but don’t quite think should be making her give up such a wonderful potential career. I don’t know what to do to make her stay, I desperately need her to stay, she was my rock at the beginning and I’m not ashamed to say that if she does leave I’m going to be...
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it really sucks that i’m no good at all that html stuff because I always see individual bits of themes that I want to smush together, so I try it and it’s like woops nope. did you forget you can’t do shit.
livia-carica:
Reblog if you’re currently writing a novel, even if it’s only in your head or scribbled in the back of a notebook somewhere.
Think about how many books don’t exist yet.
vanehwasreal:
vanehwasreal:
you say that you’ve read fucked up fanfic but let me tell you about this one
who could forget quality writing such as
mein motherfucking kampf 2
OH MY FUCKING GOD
LITERALLY
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I am losing the ability to speak properly. At work I offered to fill out the patient details on the blood bottles, but for the life of me I could not say bottles, I kept offering to fill out the ‘blood VOTTLES.’ Midwife: Sorry what was that Chloe? Me: Blood vottles…. Blood VOTTLES. *blushes* Would you want me to fill them out? Midwife: Fill out what, sorry? Me: *lifts up the...
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I would just quite like to get this off my chest [[MORE]]Why do I keep meeting guys that are super nice, really polite, respectful, listen when I speak and then ask me questions. They’re funny and cute as hell, so we swap numbers cause I figure, hey we hit it off, and how do you know unless you take a chance. Next thing I know I’m getting texts at 3am, calling me baby, asking me what I’m...
April 2013
25 posts
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I’d been neglecting my emails for the past few days because of crash studying for an exam, and I sat it today so was skyping with my parents about how it went as I finally sifted through my inbox, only for my mouth to fall open in disbelief and squeal when I saw this my mum was quite rightly like ‘child, what has possessed you?’ as I tried to explain exactly what had happened....
raebabbe:
puppetcams:
The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”
This was the best post ever
janegoesexploring:
I sometimes worry that if I were granted a wish I might waste it on wishing that the Student Prince by fayjay was a true story.
I’d collect all the magazines and newspaper clippings and be totally creepy about it, but it would be a smile source every day. Still, I should probably think of my own happiness or something more globally useful…right?
do you have a...
dreamingofdollopheads:
Hi lovely followers :D I am nearing my next hundred and want to show my gratitude for you enduring my attempts at blogging, so…
Tomorrow, I will promo the first thirty of my current followers who reblog this (hassle me in my ask if I forget!). My ten (or more - I’m pretty indecisive) favourite blogs will be in bold.
I love you all!
it’s 01:45 am and I’ve just finished s ice cherry ice pop and I want another one but the door to my room is a hefty arse fire door and is loud as fuc. my flatmates are sleeping and are on the early shift in the morning, so basically how do I make it up to them because I am going back for more!
WHY IS IT SUDDENLY WORKING! I AM FURIOUS!
URGH! I CAN’T SEE MY BLOG, IT KEEPS SAYING CONNECTION RESET. HOWEVER I CAN POST STILL, SEE ALL THE OTHER BLOGS, AND SEE MY DASH! WTF?
truly frustrated
I am so frustrated right now!
